HEY LIQUID DEATH TEAM — YOU FOUND THE HIDDEN PAGE!
here’s some potentially relevant info about me (for the meat-and-potatoes stuff, use the navigation above).
Jake isn’t totally comfortable writing in the third person, but he’s powering through.
He’s been playing hockey for 25 years and, against all odds, still has every one of his teeth.
In high school, Jake was in a heavy metal cover band. His math teacher was the lead singer. A 15-year reunion tour is allegedly in the works.
He was bored during the pandemic, so instead of baking bread, he directed a roller hockey documentary. it ended up being executive-produced by Jeanie Buss and sparked a revival for the sport.
