HEY LIQUID DEATH TEAM — YOU FOUND THE HIDDEN PAGE!

here’s some potentially relevant info about me (for the meat-and-potatoes stuff, use the navigation above).

  • Jake isn’t totally comfortable writing in the third person, but he’s powering through.

  • He’s been playing hockey for 25 years and, against all odds, still has every one of his teeth.

  • In high school, Jake was in a heavy metal cover band. His math teacher was the lead singer. A 15-year reunion tour is allegedly in the works.

  • He was bored during the pandemic, so instead of baking bread, he directed a roller hockey documentary. it ended up being executive-produced by Jeanie Buss and sparked a revival for the sport.